This hotel sucks!

1.  The room is ugly.  Zero sense of style or design.  Blank walls.


2. Smallest TV ever.  I've been using the TVs as my computer monitor, and this one is so teeny I have to stand up in front of it to see.



3.  Why bother with a separate shower when you can just put a shower head sbove the toilet and sink?




4.  The temperature of the shower isn't adjustable, and it's too hot.

5.  What's wrong with this picture?




6. The mattress is too hard and it's uneven.

7. This is the view from the window:




8.  It's one of those where you have to leave the key at reception whenever you leave the hotel, which always makes me feel like I'm being watched.

9. There's only one light, overhead, and it's weak.


There are some good things!  First of all, there's a mini-fridge.  Second, the breakfast is fab!











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