Peruvian Viagra

You can find them in every street market, with a variety of products, each that will enhance you more than the other one:



I paid $5 for Maca (Negra) + Huanarpo Macho!

Guaranteed to work.


Maybe not the best illustration? 



Honestly, it was just fun bantering with the cute boy.


I'll let you know if it works!









 

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